So, this is what's irking me today...

I like girls, Rap and R&B music, old tv shows and cartoons. Hit me up with questions if you have any, even if they're silly.

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

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jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

(via sentence-enhancers)

I want a lap dance and some kebabs and chocolate cake and a new SNES game and a girlfriend and some new clothes and I wanna cry.

I want a lap dance and some kebabs and chocolate cake and a new SNES game and a girlfriend and some new clothes and I wanna cry.

So there was this postlady I WAS checking out

She new been around for a few weeks I guess. And I only seen her from behind. Hat down, dark complexion, rocking the natural, think she was wearing booty shorts sometimes. I was thinking, man she gotta be late 20’s early 30’s she gotta be cute. Let me go incognito and snap her pic for #wcw to be funny and make everyone think I’m crushing on a postlady. I seen her face to face today at my door. And MAN… She old as fuck, maybe like my mother’s age. She got big ass Jay-Z lips… I’m done.

And so my summer ends…

First day of class in the morning. No money, little to no weight lost. Oh and most important. NO GIRL. Do you know how important that is to me?